EPIC NATIONAL BETRAYAL!

You won’t believe it—our great patriot Călin Georgescu went and had his leg operated on in the land of Austria. How is that possible? Didn’t he find a sovereign scalpel anywhere in our proud country? We’ve got state hospitals with air conditioning in two out of ten rooms, and doctors who’ll knock you out with a slap on the back of the head. But no, he went to the “foreigners”! Let him spend his money over there, instead of investing in our local economy—after all, our doctors also need a shiny new Logan, right?

Or maybe the operation was free, just like that political campaign of his that cost "zero lei"—a financial miracle of divine inspiration. Who knows, maybe the Austrians did it pro bono, or perhaps there was some "two surgeries for the price of one" deal, or a loyalty card from the imperialist clinic. But don’t worry, my sovereign brothers! There’s no problem. True patriotism isn’t measured by where you get your surgery, but by how many slogans you throw on Facebook and how loudly you shout “Sovereign Romania!” while you’re buying a plane ticket to the West. That’s how it’s done: say one thing, do another. Ah, but before the great farewell, let’s do a little loyalty test for the true Georgists, the flesh-and-blood ones, not the algorithmic ones! I mean, for those who fall for every sovereignty slogan, but will happily take a sugar packet if you tell them it’s “for the nation.” We’ve started calling them bots… So, guys and gals, really, didn’t you find another candidate? Seriously now? You went with CG, which, heads up, isn’t just his initials—it's a secret code! Do you know what it means? 5G! Yeah, yeah, the man’s directly connected to the universal network of enlightenment, Elon Musk personally implanted a chip in his brain with an upgrade to the latest version. He’s stronger than Soros, more mysterious than the Legionaries, more influential than the Russians and Americans combined. What am I saying? He’s cosmic! Not only does he open your minds, but he also illuminates your sovereign chakras. So enough laziness, wake up and grab the shovel from behind the yard! Let’s not forget what he promised you: good food, good water, and... whatever else he said he’d give you. Stay tuned, because the great national update is coming! And don’t forget, this is a satirical pamphlet, written with sarcasm, for those who deserve it! If anyone feels offended, hurt, or inconvenienced... perfect! That was the whole point!